Little Misfortune Cookies

Big Honza Giganticzech, famed soothsayer, psychoanalyst, fortune teller, prognosticator, and swami, was universally revered for his wisdom and guile. When queried by admirers, however, he had an unorthodox way of responding to their questions. Rather than replying verbally, he would simply hand one of his famed Misfortune Cookies—containing a pithy, astute saying that invariably solved the dilemma at hand.

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Regretfully, Big Honza has withdrawn from public life (out of sheer mental exhaustion), leaving his close friend and advocate, Monty Gomery to carry on his work. Dr. Gomery, PHD (Promulgator of Honzonian Data), shown here holding one of Big Honza’s original Misfortune Cookies, has taken it upon himself to disseminate Big Honza’s wisdom throughout the civilized world, by offering genuine miniature replicas of his Misfortune Cookies for the astoundingly low price of $6.95 per box (with free shipping).

Now you, too, can impress your friends, relatives and party guests with Big Honza’s wit and wisdom. You can purchase your box today – makes a great gift! Order online with FREE shipping!